May 2013
81 posts
Yay! A Clever Title!: pocketsfullofpixies:... →
doctorhowmany:
pocketsfullofpixies:
Gallifrey Burning: Ninth Doctor Headcanon
gallifreyburning:
gallifreyfieldsforever:
the-girl-who-was-sherlocked:
When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years thinking “I wish Rose could have been...
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
“It is 7:30 in the morning
I am getting dressed
Trying to keep covered
The...”
– Poems for my Deaf Lover (via doctorhowmany)
this and that: doctorhowmany: neilpatrickharry:... →
doctorhowmany:
neilpatrickharry:
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their…
Adulting: Central adulting theme: Harden the fuck... →
adulting:
Sometimes, you will think to yourself, “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I have so, so much to do, and neither the will nor the energy to do any of it.” At this moment, there are two options:
• Go get back in bed, thus letting others and yourself down, or; • Harden the fuck up.
As far as I’m concerned,…
kankrivantas:
do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
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Step 181: Say what is on your mind without eight...
adulting:
I am originally from the south, and like many southern girls I speak in a very indirect way that can be completely indecipherable to someone who isn’t used to it. It’s this very vague, veiled way of talking — I will express what is actually a direct, actionable request as an anecdote about someone else’s desires or perhaps if I’m feeling really forward, as vague statement of...
Adulting: Step 185: When someone hurts your... →
adulting:
I have the thinnest skin in the world, which is hard for someone who writes things for public consumption. But it gets thicker all the time, because people are never, ever stingy with criticism.
When I’m not bringing you life-changing instructions on how to properly wipe counters, I write for a…
grantaiiire:
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like ah yes. i have pleased you
My Super Sweet Sixteen →
Every single person looking for a job should read...
adulting:
What You Hopefully Did Months Ago:
Seriously, guys. Run, don’t walk, to this amazing series of charts.
Step 225: Get married for the right reasons
adulting:
Y’all. Y’all. It’s time for a Very Special Guest Entry, because Sarah, of Yes and Yes, has weighed in on something of terrific importance.
In case you’re not familiar with Yes and Yes, it’s like this blog, except funnier, more consistent and with better travel tips. Recently, Sarah released the Post-College Survival Kit; this entry is but one star in that glittering galaxy....
Step 226: Go ahead and save that number in your...
adulting:
The next time someone calls you, and you think, ‘Eh, I’m probably not going to need that number again,’ just go ahead and save it anyway. I’m serious. The 20 seconds you spend now is way better than the several hours trying to find a number you don’t have. It’s not like there’s limited space in your phone, and it’s always better to have ways of getting in touch if need be.
Adulting: Step 227: Be a pro when it comes to... →
adulting:
I briefly emerged from my book-writing stupor-cocoon to find this amazing submission in the inbox, courtesy of Jill. I am pretty positive enacting these steps will instantly prevent up to 72 percent of all international traveler headaches. They’re just so damned grown-up. Anyway….
Adulting: Things that do and do not make you a... →
adulting:
From time to time, I get emails asking me whether this or that behavior is adult, or I see something tagged as #adulting on Tumblr like “Ate two bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Total adulting fail.”
There’s a little panic that I feel when asked to make judgment calls on the lives of strangers,…
Step 238: Be good to your friends when they are...
adulting:
I don’t know if it has anything to do with moving season or not, but now it seems to be breakup season. The worst season.
When I went through my own Seminal Mid-20s Breakup With the Person That You Thought You Were Going To Marry But Then Didn’t (SM20sBWTPTYTYWGTMBTD), there were only two things that made me feel … not better, exactly, but not quite as much the ‘I can feel the sadness...
Adulting: Step 237: Wear your stupid seatbelt →
adulting:
Whenever I stop and think about seatbelts (which, admittedly, is rare), I think of two things: 1. The tiny, extremely excitable male nurse who taught a court-mandated seatbelt safety class I took when I was 16. “You are sitting in the finest trauma center in Oregon, folks,” he would…
WHEN AMY'S BAKING COMPANY BAKERY BOUTIQUE & BISTRO...
whatshouldwecallsocialmedia:
OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
Facebook page here.
Article here.
watchtheskytonight:
diannaluvslea:
sillylittleshoteka:
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Etsy accused me of not... →
wtfbyrne:
Link to part one - http://tiny.cc/6mb3ww
—— ——- ——- ——- ——- May 12, 2012 From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity To: me
Hello,
This is (representative’s name) from Etsy’s Marketplace Integrity Team. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy. Unfortunately, some of the…
imperfectwriting:
smalldoll:
If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
ladyblogger-margie:
anna-of-wonderland:
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
