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Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
American Beer is a lot like making love on a canoe - it’s fucking close to...– Eric Idle (via quoththeculture)
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Me: Reblogs stuff
Life, Language, Love: I think I fall a little in... →
I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost…
lolzpicx: When you see your favorite band is on tour: And then you realize the nearest show is like on the fucking moon: Want More?
Leave a word, any word, inside my ask box, and I...
thneed-ler: DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
me: cant do it
me: not today
romanorgasm: i think we all have at least one fictional character who’s death we’ll never recover from #Alaska Young #Sirius Black
Occasionally Tom likes to rant about things...
Thomas: why the fuck
it is so fucking terrible
it's goddam horses trotting
I mean are you fucking kidding me
and the stands
have people in them
I mean who the fuck watches this shit
"I'm going to go to the olympics"
"oh cool bro, you gunna see the athletics, or the gymnastics?"
"nah I'm gunna watch horses crap on their hind legs
"don't wanna get too excited you now"
goddam silent k's
always screwing up my rants
waverlys: monica-geller: i cannot stop laughing because i was just talking today about how australia has only won 9 medals ever in our history of competing in the winter olympics and my dad just informed me that one of the medals was because in one skating competition all of the other competitors fell over right before the finish line so the australian who was coming last ended up winning...
garrythethird: lovenotes333: dark-homer: The Olympics is like sex It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort what kind of sex have you been having? The best kind
kkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
doctorhowmany: Musicmusicmusic. ^_^
mpregbert: it is so painful to watch my mom use the computer
doctorhowmany: Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN’T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE...