Thoughts and Other Problems

imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:04:32 +1200

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

"It is 7:30 in the morning I am getting dressed Trying to keep covered The things that still remain a..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:00:27 +1200

“

It is 7:30 in the morning
I am getting dressed
Trying to keep covered
The things that still remain a mystery to him
He walks past
Smacks my bottom as he leaves the room
He does not hear my “psht” of amusement

It is 7:45
We are having breakfast
I have to wait until my plate is safely on the bench
Before I can answer his question -
Can I have butter, or is there too much milk in it?
Half his response is unintelligible
As he opens the fridge again to retrieve it

It is 12:30 in the afternoon
No matter how promptly I text back
There is always the chance
That he has looked away from his phone
In those crucial five seconds
Before the display goes dark again
Thank god for vibrate

It is 2:15 in the afternoon
I am writing a song
That he will never hear
I think for a moment about my choice of partner
Then I think about his
That makes me laugh even more

It is 6:30 in the evening
We are having dinner with my parents
No matter how hard I try
He always misses part of the conversation
I hope he does not resent me
For my poor interpretation

It is 7 o’clock
I look up when I hear my father laughing
Somehow they have shared a joke
I’m surprised
And then proud
Maybe we will be alright after all

It is 9pm
My mother is driving us home
She asks us how we talk in the dark
We’re not really sure
We just do
Our definition of dark is a bit different from hers

It is 11 at night
We are watching a movie
The subtitles are always a fraction behind the audio
I try not to laugh before he does
Though I don’t think he would terribly mind
If I did.

It is midnight
And in our definition of dark
I find out how we really talk
It is complicated
It is sometimes ambiguous and unclear
But it is patient and it is deliberate
And it is much better
Than any delicious whispers

”

- Poems for my Deaf Lover (via doctorhowmany)

bitchesguidetoetiquette: Flawless logic at play

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:28:36 +1200

bitchesguidetoetiquette:

Flawless logic at play

this and that: doctorhowmany: neilpatrickharry: ambassador-of-anguish:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:04:32 +1200

this and that: doctorhowmany: neilpatrickharry: ambassador-of-anguish:...:

doctorhowmany:

neilpatrickharry:

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their…

nettumbles: the4mat: kennyboss: howtosucceedinwhoring: 1)...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:02:33 +1200

nettumbles:

the4mat:

kennyboss:

howtosucceedinwhoring:

1) our President is a Prime Minister

2) our Prime Minister is a She

3) She is an Atheist

and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever

Lmao

the best response^

Adulting: Central adulting theme: Harden the fuck up

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:48:33 +1200

Adulting: Central adulting theme: Harden the fuck up:

adulting:

Sometimes, you will think to yourself, “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I have so, so much to do, and neither the will nor the energy to do any of it.” At this moment, there are two options:

• Go get back in bed, thus letting others and yourself down, or;
• Harden the fuck up.

As far as I’m concerned,…

kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:22:27 +1200

kankrivantas:

do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person

John Green’s commencement speech at Butler University...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:22:32 +1200

John Green’s commencement speech at Butler University 2013.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:19:13 +1200

liamdryden: tommilsom: i told you bro focus and change the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:14:45 +1200

liamdryden:

tommilsom:

i told you bro

focus and change the direction

Step 181: Say what is on your mind without eight layers of filter

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:29:40 +1200

adulting:

I am originally from the south, and like many southern girls I speak in a very indirect way that can be completely indecipherable to someone who isn’t used to it. It’s this very vague, veiled way of talking — I will express what is actually a direct, actionable request as an anecdote about someone else’s desires or perhaps if I’m feeling really forward, as vague statement of hope.

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Adulting: Step 185: When someone hurts your feelings, ask yourself if their opinion matters

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:26:29 +1200

Adulting: Step 185: When someone hurts your feelings, ask yourself if their opinion matters:

adulting:

I have the thinnest skin in the world, which is hard for someone who writes things for public consumption. But it gets thicker all the time, because people are never, ever stingy with criticism.

When I’m not bringing you life-changing instructions on how to properly wipe counters, I write for a…

grantaiiire: i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:14:48 +1200

grantaiiire:

i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me

like
ah yes. i have pleased you

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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:25:52 +1200

twerkingcat: fourlesbianssuited: thecatcherandthepie: les-suc...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:48:20 +1200

twerkingcat:

fourlesbianssuited:

thecatcherandthepie:

les-sucettes-a-lanis:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.”

South Park is perfect

You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.

rockpapercynic: Alright guys, tweet your best geeky pick-up...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:11:30 +1200

rockpapercynic:

Alright guys, tweet your best geeky pick-up lines to @rockpapercynic under the hashtag #geekypickuplines.

The winner will get a high-five over the internet. SERIOUSLY.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 09:38:19 +1200

adrians1: a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:37:30 +1200

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:34:21 +1200

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:34:08 +1200